May 2013
56 posts
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
I’m losing it…
iidjit:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
1997kids:
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
FUCK
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I blame myself for never saying anything.
You’re dead to me,
but...
– “Coward”
-Senses Fail-
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Tumblr is officially more obsessed with the female body that any man that I know.
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So that's it...
No more 187.
It’s okay. I mean, I’m sure you have your reasons Buddy.
I still love you.
<3 Senses Fail
Senses Fail
Concert last Sunday earned me one of the few remaining copies of the “Renacer” vinyl and a cigarette burn.
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I just want to feel alive.
And love myself from the in and the outside....
– Senses Fail
-Lifeboats-
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WHY DOES NOBODY TAKE MY ADVICE AND LISTEN TO SENSES FAIL????
davethebarbarian:
one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
Bitch Please.
Do you even lift?
YOLO
SWAG
Yo
Straight up.
Homedawg.
Things you do not have to feel guilty about
Saying no sometimes
Wanting to be alone sometimes
Saying no to sex
Saying yes to sex
Not being sure about your life career
Deciding to study instead of going out
Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
Ending a relationship that is hurting you
Not liking the things everyone else likes
Reblogging period posts as a male.
theargylegargoyle:
sketchypanda:
death-by-anime:
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
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Sickness
This Poem Is Sickening;
Darling I love you.
You just had to die.
Baby you knew.
You even knew why
You’re so fucking pretty.
So sexy and sweet.
Your petite little body.
So fun just to beat.
I love your pretty little eyes.
Bloodshot and scared.
I hate your stupid lies.
So just be prepared.
I’m about to untie you.
You better not run.
You know what I say is true.
...
My counselor during my stay at the 2600 unit of the Laurelwood Psychiatric Hospital was a man named Mark.
Mark once told me something incredibly inspiring.
So listen…
We are all human beings. All human beings are worth exactly one unit. The President Of The United States Of America is arguably the most powerful man on the planet. He has risen above all of us in status and responsibility....
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ladyblogger-margie:
anna-of-wonderland:
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
allthefandomfeelings:
chesnips:
maahamburger:
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
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aquus:
rats-in-the-walls:
muserinastrangeland:
tomithejellyfish:
I think the worst feeling is being over the age of 18 and seeing a 15-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
I think the worst feeling is being 15 and seeing a 44-year-old you would fuck in a heartbeat
i think the worst feeling would be having your own father carve your chest open, pull out all of your entrails, stuff you...
kawaiipeculier:
everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
opening-a-shop:
nowealth-noruin:
serverussnape-always:
Is that John Green
Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
Sherlock fandom u ok
Can you spot the vegan
Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Hardmode:
Is it the Australian night bloggers
The new nerve wrecking
Did I or did I not press anon
Are they mad or just...